Eternity,
Bottled.
All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects. Experience the World State’s #1 prescribed holiday.
Official Distribution
The Gold Standard Tab
Standardized at 1.0g. Precision-scored for the perfect half-holiday. Molecularly synthesized for Community, Identity, and Stability.
- ✓ 0% Post-Holiday Hangover
- ✓ 100% Social Harmony
- ✓ Instant Reality Suspension
Trusted by Alphas Worldwide
"A gramme is better than a damn."— Bernard M., Alpha Plus
"Was and will make me ill, I take a gram and only am."— Lenina C., Vaccination Worker
"Every soma-holiday is a bit of what our ancestors used to call eternity."— Mustapha M., World Controller